prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

James Buchanan (Bucky) Barnes

D A M A G E

C H A O S

A R M A G E D D O N

(Source: sebby-captain-of-romania)

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

Stars are not small or gentle.
They are writhing and dying and burning.
They are not here to be pretty.
I am trying to learn from them.
- Caitlyn Siehl, “Sky Poem” (via mirroir)

(Source: chocolatefrogs)

zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

sophielostandfound:

'four years of this shit. four years of trying to create a compelling character out of nothing and all i'm asked is about the character's love life or who has the best abs for thezillionth time. i should have jumped ship with crystal.'

(Source: hoechilling)

so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band

(Source: korra)

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zulidoodles:

[[I had to ok I watched this dang movie four times already]]

chuuland:

00Q - Good Morning

Loosely inspired by the fic A Mountain That Has Been Moved by melfice. From the scene wherein Q procures a shirt that is not his, to once more save the day (before his first cup of Earl Grey):

It takes forty minutes.

It could have been sooner, but at twenty minutes on the dot James finds him standing at the island, fingers flying across the keys, and he’s incredibly difficult to ignore when he presses himself all along the length of Q’s backside. He’s absurdly comfortable in his own skin – and there’s far too much of it on display for Q not to notice the words on his screen are blurring sort of disastrously.

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VIA chuuland
ORIGINALLY chuuland

esuerc:

When I go back to the hotel room at a convention

(Source: fleursdegrantaires)

1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.
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